Yo mama is like a stop sign bitches on every cornner.
Yo mama so stupid the Weather center said it was chily and she grabbed a spoon.
Yo mama so short she stepped off the sidewalk and committed scewicide.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and her phone number showed up.
Yo mama is so ugly her birth certificate was a apoligy letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so dirty she walked in the shower the water juped out and said "No thanks."
Yo mama so fat she walked i her room and her scale was hung with a scewicide note.
Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she walked out side in her rain coat and the kids thought she was a bus.
